Star Trek Technobabble Generator

Are you a Star Trek fan? Are you mystified and entranced by the technical jargon delivered by prominent engineers like Geordi La Forge and Miles O'Brien? Well, now you can rustle up your own technobabble to impress friends, family, and fellow trekkies alike!

Computer, what's wrong?

Transparent holodamper is collapsing.

Tell me how to fix it!

Holographic transporter program with differential ID trace and the port transporter program.