Star Trek Technobabble Generator

Are you a Star Trek fan? Are you mystified and entranced by the technical jargon delivered by prominent engineers like Geordi La Forge and Miles O'Brien? Well, now you can rustle up your own technobabble to impress friends, family, and fellow trekkies alike!

Computer, what's wrong?

Micro-optic pulse compression wave is behaving abnormally.

Tell me how to fix it!

Compensate the bipolarized distribution net with aluminum matter stream.

Technobabble!