Star Trek Technobabble Generator

Are you a Star Trek fan? Are you mystified and entranced by the technical jargon delivered by prominent engineers like Geordi La Forge and Miles O'Brien? Well, now you can rustle up your own technobabble to impress friends, family, and fellow trekkies alike!

Computer, what's wrong?

Interference in the directional memory crystal is off line.

Tell me how to fix it!

The harmonic gel packs with the particle holodeck matter and the Altonian prefix code.