Star Trek Technobabble Generator

Are you a Star Trek fan? Are you mystified and entranced by the technical jargon delivered by prominent engineers like Geordi La Forge and Miles O'Brien? Well, now you can rustle up your own technobabble to impress friends, family, and fellow trekkies alike!

Computer, what's wrong?

Altonian warp pod is not responding.

Tell me how to fix it!

Interphase with terminium polarity emitter and broad-spectrum battle section.