Star Trek Technobabble Generator

Are you a Star Trek fan? Are you mystified and entranced by the technical jargon delivered by prominent engineers like Geordi La Forge and Miles O'Brien? Well, now you can rustle up your own technobabble to impress friends, family, and fellow trekkies alike!

Computer, what's wrong?

Systems are behaving abnormally.

Tell me how to fix it!

Cooling bridge with the multineural marker and carbon mid-range phase.

Technobabble!